What happens next

No mystery, no waiting around wondering if it went through.

1

We read it

Your enquiry comes straight to us. Not a call centre, not a queue.

2

We come back with a price

A firm number and a start date — not a range, not a "starting from."

3

You say yes or you don't

No pressure, no card required to get a quote, and no contract if you go ahead.

4

We start

Same day every week. Text when we're on the way, photo of the closed gate when we leave.

100% Satisfaction Guarantee

If we miss something, tell us. Send a photo within 48 hours and we'll come back and re-scoop it, free. We'd rather fix it than argue about it.

Already a client?

You don't need this form.

To skip a week, update your card, change your schedule, or check an invoice, use your Customer Portal — it's faster than emailing us and it's available at 2am.

Need to pause, cancel, or change your plan? Just call or email. No notice period, no cancellation fee, no talking you out of it.

Where we work

Don't see your neighbourhood? Ask anyway — we're expanding.

Come say hi

Before-and-afters, very good dogs, and the occasional truly grim spring clean-up.